Jokes of the Day (provided by Shar):
please tell these jokes in the following order for optimal reaction.

What is brown and sticky?
A stick.

What is the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast a chicken but you can't 'pea' soup.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.

I went to celebrate two birthdays tonight at a little restaurant called Little Beijing House in Blackburn. It was definitely a fun night with a lot of the entertainment from a little man called Joon. He's a talkative one, making us wait as he is always the last to finish his food whenever we go out. But we forgive him because it is what comes out of his mouth that makes dinners like these so much fun. I had the privilege of sitting next to him tonight. I haven't laughed so much in ages!

Tonight we had a lot of discussions about poultry as this restaurant was apparently famous for its peking duck.

Poultry 101:
To kill a chicken you pick it up by the body and spin it around really fast until the neck breaks.
You can hypnotise a chicken by gently stroking its breast bone.
You shouldn't breed your own animals for the purpose of providing a meal.
A drumstick plus thigh does not equal a whole drumstick - despite whether it is a duck or chicken.
Tell a friend that duck taste and looks like chicken so that they'll eat it.

my thoughts @ 11:22 PM

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